Well, as you all probably know, New Moon is coming out, and as a result, a swarm of female fantards the likes of which has not been seen since Elvis and Sanjaiya. But unfortunately, I too have been sucked into this whirlwind of denegrated shame, and am posting my views here.
Right off the bat I wanna say; WERWOLVES FOR THE WIN MUTHA'FUKHA'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!But for good reason;

1. In the series, the werewolves are Native Americans, and so am I.Finally!! Were getting back in movies where we don't get shot ten minutes into the movie by some prick with a ten-gallon hat on horseback.Arrgh!
2. Werewolves, Lycans, Varg, Shrrg, however you say it, kick.ass!! case in point; Van Helsing!
3. The vampires, SUCK! Thats right, I'm talking to you fangirls! Now before all this, I could get behind vampires, but once Stephanie Meyer came along...crap. In Van Helsing; Vampires + Sunlight = Ash
In Blade; Vampires + Sunlight = Ash
In Underworld; Vampires + Sunlight = Cancerous legions.
But no, in Twilight, Sunlight + Vampires = Glitter...F&CKING GLITTER!!! I feel like I wanna rip their skin off and Smaoke it

All in all, I'm for Team Jacob, I hate what the fantards did to vampires, and I will be going to see the movie. And don't you judge me. [link]